I do. Wait. Never mind. I don't.

I found out this afternoon that Sally* has been giving 75% of her monthly income to her husband Bill*.  She gets do to "whatever she wants" with the other 25%.  Apparently, she has to pay for the privilege of being married to the douche nozzle.  Am I the only person that has a problem with this???

Perhaps I'm jumping to conclusions.  Let's dissect the facts. 

1. Bill is a doctor
2. Bill moved his practice and lived away from Sally for several years and left her to take care of everything while he was away
3. Sally mails a check to Bill each month (He just moved back...I wonder if she'll leave the cash on the night-stand now).
4. Oh, did I mention it's a disability check and she keeps a whopping $500?
5. Really?  Do you really need to hear anymore?

I guarantee Bill never discussed this arrangement with Sally pre-wedding.  She would've realized what an SOB he is and left him at the altar.

Bill, you suck.

*Names have been changed to protect the lame and the innocent.